Just when I thought the week could not get any worse, it did. Remember that cute little skunk that we were so enamored with an entry ago? Well, it reached puberty and let us know it. The smell woke me up out of a sound sleep in the very early hour and the stench was enough to make me sit bolt upright in bed. I raced around the house, hysterically, with Tom at my heels. I was gagging and buckling at the knees, bested by a rodent.
The temperature outside was in the low 40's but that did not deter me from throwing open all windows and doors. By the time I stumbled out the door to work, leaving Tom to start triage on the house, Pepe was still at large. When I arrived at work I definitely had the odor clinging to my sweater, pants and hair. Tom called me an hour or so later to report that the offender had taken refuge under the guest bath cabinet.
After an endless vigil and when he/she thought the coast clear, it ambled through the house with swagger, pausing to roam throughout the living room and kitchen (wafting all the way) before exiting out the cat door. Once the area was clear, Tom raced to the grocery for gallons of vinegar and boxes of baking soda. The mop up had to start right away. I arrived home after my own trip to Target, freshly armed with deodorizers, enzyme sprays, and air filters, the smell was still strong. There was nothing left but to suck up fresh air from outdoors and start scrubbing areas I thought might be affected. Friends and neighbors were consulted, all advice was weighed and to work I went. One brave friend surprised me with bottles of bleach, pet urine neutralizer, and a bottle of wine.
Out came all my soup bowls to be filled with vinegar and spread about. I filled bucket after bucket with bleach and scrubbed walls, baseboards and ceilings. While on my hands and knees in a small hallway, the scent almost knocked me down. I hit the stinking mother load. The friend bearing the bottles of goodies turned pale and beat a quick retreat. The cable repair man, who showed up soon after, started gagging and let me know that the smell assaulted while he was up on top of the pole making repairs. I wanted to lay down and cry. Various neighbors popped in all afternoon to sniff test. I scrubbed and scrubbed away in-between loads of wash. It seems that every fabric in the house has taken on the smell. By today I have laundered every conceivable item that was in the air space. My yarn is still airing out on the porch with a very slight but lingering scent that hasn't left yet. On its way out the door, the skunk crawled under my pantry cabinet, didn't spray but the scent but the odor is unmistakable when the pantry doors are opened. The lifesaver has been the loan of a heavy duty air ionizer. I was never a believer in what these pricey air cleaners could do but now I'm a convert and saving money for one of my own.
Lessons I learned? Bleach, white vinegar and baking soda are my new best friends. My cats are getting pink slips.
The smell has abated and we can stand to be in the house thanks open windows and milder temperatures in the 70's. For now we will be very careful and never forget to close off the cat doors at night.